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Tips and Tricks on UNIX os · 7 August 2005, 09:44 by Admin

Try these on Andrew or any AFS or UNIX system:

% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent

% ar m God
ar: God does not exist

% “How would you rate Reagan’s incompetence?
Unmatched ”.

% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].

% How did the sex change operation go?
Modifier failed.

% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent on the military, what would I have?
Too many (’s.

% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.

% sleep with me
bad character

% got a light?
No match.

% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.

% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.

% %blow
%blow: No such job.

% (-
(-: Command not found.

% sh

$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!

$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not found

$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create

% man sex
No manual entry for sex

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