Tips and Tricks on UNIX os · 8 August 2005, 09:44 by Admin
Try these on Andrew or any AFS or UNIX system:
% rm meese-ethics
rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% “How would you rate Reagan’s incompetence?
Unmatched ”.
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% How did the sex change operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Reagan spent on the military, what would I have?
Too many (’s.
% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% %blow
%blow: No such job.
% (-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
% man sex
No manual entry for sex
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